i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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