This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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