Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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