I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
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Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
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She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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