She's JV to your varsity
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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