what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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