i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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