she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
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She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
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I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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