D3 body, D1 cock
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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