Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
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