you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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