Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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