Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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