imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
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I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
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If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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