If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
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He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
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dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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