i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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