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My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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