What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
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I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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