Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
i think i have two assholes
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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