Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
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Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
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You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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