he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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