They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
this just has baby written all over it
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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