How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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