R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
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Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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