It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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