She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
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I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
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That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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