Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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