Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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