The maid of honor just puked.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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