I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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