I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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