ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
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Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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