ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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