dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You're like the curious george of whores
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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