Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
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I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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