that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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