Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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