They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I think my nap took me to another dimension
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
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Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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