I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
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Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
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You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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