My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
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Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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