erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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