I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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