And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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