So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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