Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
