I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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