Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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