I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Someone signed my nipple.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
