oh god the rape fog is back!
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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