She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Randomize
