He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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