at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
