So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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