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Puke
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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